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Funny Condom Jokes #4
WARNING: These jokes are of an adult nature and should not be read by anyone easily offended.
A kampung boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.
"Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?"
She told him, "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm."
Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Rice Stalks?"
She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a paddy field when we made her."
"And why is my other sister called Moon Child?"
The mother said, "We were watching the moon landing when she was conceived."
The mother paused and asked her son, "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?"
The nuns at the local convent had their daily announcement session.
The mother superior walked out in front of the 100 nuns with a very serious frown on her face. She began to speak...
Mother Superior: There has been a sinful deed committed here, yesterday.
99 nuns: Oh, no!
1 nun: Hee, hee, hee.
Mother Superior: Today I found a pair of men's underwear.
99 nuns: Oh, no!
1 nun: Hee, hee, hee.
Mother Superior: And I also found a condom.
99 nuns: Oh, no!
1 nun: Hee, hee, hee.
Mother Superior: And it has been used!
99 nuns: Oh, no!
1 nun: Hee, hee, hee.
Mother Superior: And there was a hole in it!
1 nun: Oh, No!
99 nuns: Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee!
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