Funny Condom Jokes #1
WARNING: These jokes are of an adult nature and should not be read by anyone easily offended.


A sixty-year old man walks into a big drug store and walks up to the girl at checkout #3.
He asks her, "Do you guys have condoms here?"
She says, "Sure. What size are you?"
"I don't know," he replies.
"Well, just let me check," the cashier says and she unzips his pants and takes a feel and then she says over the intercom, "EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS TO CHECKOUT 3 PLEASE, EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS TO CHECKOUT 3!"
They bring the condoms and the man pays for them and leaves.

Then, a thirty-year old man walks into the store and up to checkout 3.
He asks the girl, "Do you sell condoms here?"
The cashier replies, "Sure, but what size do you need?"
He says "Well, I don't know."
She says, "Just let me check here."
She unzips his pants and takes a couple of tugs and then says over the intercom, "LARGE CONDOMS TO CHECKOUT 3 PLEASE, LARGE CONDOMS TO CHECKOUT 3!"
Someone brings the condoms and the man pays for them and leaves.

Later, a sixteen-year old guy comes into the store and goes up to the girl at checkout 3 and asks sheepishly, "Um, ah, do you guys sell any condoms here?"
"Yep," she says, "But what size do you need?"
"I don't know." he says.
She unzips his zipper for a feel and then says over the intercom, "CLEAN UP AT CHECKOUT THREE PLEASE, CLEAN UP AT CHECKOUT THREE!"

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hystericially. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there's no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it's a good thing.

The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom and once again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest of the pharmacist. What's so funny about buying a rubber anyway? So he tells his clerk "If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes."

Sure enough, the next day the laughter is back. He buys the condom, starts cracking up, then leaves. The pharmacist tells his clerk to go follow the guy. About an hour later the clerk comes back to the store.

"Did you follow him? Where did he go?" asks the pharmacist. The clerk replies "Your house."